Tuesday, August 12, 2008

National Service

I just came out of a college in da middle of a jungle n now i went into another camp in da middle of another jungle..
Haiz..
Wut kind of life is this??
I notice i've been doing a lot of things in da jungle since young.. I have too much of unexpected, unpredictable experiences in the jungles..
Is this fate??
Wuteva.. I guess it is..
But cant help it rite?

Haiz..
U guys noe wut?
The PLKN camp is so damn dirty..
I dun even dare 2 drink da drinking water in this camp.. i mean plain water.. coz it really stinks..
I dun understand how da other trainees here drink it..
So.. I gotta bring my own drinking water lor..
U noe lar..
Luckily i'm like ey.. we drink very little water per day.. so it's not tat difficult 2 bring our own mineral water..

Da toilet here is also another major problem 4 me..
U cant afford 2 stand still in da toilet coz there r too many insects esp mosquitoes n red ants..
If u dun move ur legs 4 a few sec, I assure u'll get some itchy red lumps..
Terrible..
N i notice sumtin interesting here, I cannot shit if there's no toilet bowl..
wakakaka..
Funny?
coz i cant shit if i squad down..
My legs r not strong enough 2 support my body 4 long..
Therefore.. constipation lor..
Haiz.. Shhh.. keep it as a secret oo..
Haha..

Another prob. is tat when i 1st register myself in the camp, I was da only 1 in da dorm with an alarm clock.. So, every morning at 4am i have 2 wake all da muslims up..
I really dunno how da ppl can servive in da camp without an alarm clock before i went in..(I went in late)
N da ppl there are like pigs..mayb coz they cant eat pigs..
haha..
Even if i kick, i push, ishout aso none of them will wake up..as if they r dead..
My god..
I did tat 4 a week n at da end I give up! I dun care whether they wake up or not..
I'll continue sleeping!!

But there r aso moments tat i enjoyed myself..
Though it's alot lesser than wut i dislike..
After a week in da camp, i went kayak..
It was very fun but aso very tiring..But it's worthwhile going..
Then I aso get to hold M16 n shoot with M16 equiped with 20 real bullets..
Dun think i very xiao jie wor.. Out of da 20 bullets 3 of it kena da bull's eye wor.. It's not tat easy 2 kena 1 wor.. must have skill 1 wor..
But da sad part is tat 15 of da bullets din even kena da target board..Haiz..Haha..Syiok!

I love saturdays in da camp..coz all buddhist get 2 go 2 da temple..dong chan si..it's da biggest temple in M'sia.. N it's da only time we get 2 sit in da air-con room.. N there, we can get da best food..
As u noe da food they serve in da camp is terrible..
Da vegetarian food in da temple is very delicious 1..yummy..

Anyways.. I'm getting out of da place very soon..
bless me!

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Erm..
I was asked to create a blog by the crazy zue members..
So I did too.. Actually I had created this blog months ago..Juz that i was too lazy too post anything.. But now since i'm so free.. N i have got nothing better to do.. So..
U guys better remind me or scold me if i stop updating my blog lor..
Haha..
Really dunno how long will this blog last..